Virat Kohli Today: 65* off 45 Balls – But the Real Score Was South Africa’s Bowlers = 0/10 Confidence 😂

Match Summary in One Line:

India needed 271 → Rohit & Jaiswal gave a solid start → Virat walked in at 155/1 → and simply said “Hold my bat, I’ll finish this in 14 overs.”

Virat Kohli’s Innings – A Comedy Show for Bowlers

• • Ball 1 he faced: Elegant push for 2 – bowlers thought “safe”

5 balls later → cover drive so sexy even the camera blushed.

• Over 30: Maharaj tossed one up → Virat said “Thank you” → deposited into Vizag beach (90-meter six). Crowd: “Bhai stadium mein hi rakh le!”
• Over 32: Lungi Ngidi banged short → Virat pulled it for six with one hand → Ngidi now applying for Australian citizenship.
• Over 34: Maharaj again → slog-sweep six → ball still in orbit, ISRO tracking it.
• Over 38: Classic Kohli cover drive for four → commentary box went “OOOOOOHHHHH” in 7 languages.

Funny Moments That Broke the Internet Today

• After 2nd six off Maharaj → Virat gave that “oops, my bad” shoulder shrug → Maharaj looked at the sky asking for transfer.
• When Kohli reached 50 → stadium played “Kohli Kohli” chant → even SA fielders started clapping (stockholm syndrome activated).
• After the winning four → Virat pointed bat at dressing room → message to Gambhir: “Yeh lo, chase master abhi zinda hai!”

Virat Kohli vs South Africa Bowlers – Today’s Real Battle

Final Verdict: King Kohli is Back, Bowlers are in Therapy

65* off 45 with 61 balls remaining? That’s not batting.
That’s a public service announcement: “Don’t bowl to Virat in chases.”

Man of the Match? Officially Yashasvi Jaiswal (116*)
Man of the Internet? Virat Kohli – for making SA bowlers delete their highlight reels.

Thank you King for the entertainment. Now please let the bowlers live 😭👑

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